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joshpeck:

this fucked me up

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.


— David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)
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bewbin:

bro0ks:

bewbin:

Ok so on the one hand you have the minutes but on the other hand u have hours

What about the seconds

Oh no I couldn’t eat another bite I am just stuffed

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

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hddlstn:

THIS. IS. PORN.

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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

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punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat

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    Why did I get into comics?
— everybody who has ever gotten into comics ever (via burritosong)
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shereadsbooks:

I will always be grateful for how this was depicted in the film.

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